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jackbaragag:

1 potato….

2 potato….

3 potato….

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i’m bothered when people don’t knock on doors before coming in but i have to say that the sound of someone knocking is so sudden that i’m always terrified and jumpy when i try to say come in so instead i say a really mean sounding what

the-unpopular-opinions:

I hate hearing fan girls talk about “team peeta” or “team gale”. this book is not a love story like twilight, there are no “teams” this is a book about rebellion, about a country rising up against a evil ruler, and not letting anyone stop them.
Have a problem?

the-unpopular-opinions:

I hate hearing fan girls talk about “team peeta” or “team gale”. this book is not a love story like twilight, there are no “teams” this is a book about rebellion, about a country rising up against a evil ruler, and not letting anyone stop them.

Have a problem?

the-unpopular-opinions:

you go glen coco

the-unpopular-opinions:

you go glen coco

why do people think they can sell something online without including pictures of it

i cybered on omegle today
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.
myspacefamosity:

me moshing and my mom not understanding 

myspacefamosity:

me moshing and my mom not understanding 

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